Dear Prime Minister,
They are just a waste of money, I tell you. There are so many positives in doing away with the army.
Please look at the positives:- 1. The entire defence budget will be there for populist schemes and subsidies.
2. There will be no scams in defence procurements (because you know it as well as we do the scams in defence procurement is rampant.)
3. PMF retire at 60 years, so you don’t need to worry about facing demands on One Rank One Pension from them.
4. You already have a chief of army staff who will bend over backwards to oblige any suggestion so there will be instant acceptance from the army.
5. The land bank of army will become free to be sold to Adani, Ambani and other corporate houses, who can drive your pet scheme ‘Make in India.’
6. Not to forget that you would also become the first leader in the world to take such a step. Therefore, a Nobel Prize for peace and host of other prizes wouldn’t be too far away.
Please don’t worry about the logistics involved in achieving this ground-breaking objective. Just give the forces 2 years to resettle their personnel. These people can go on study leave and look for alternative employment by 2018.
By when it would be nearing elections, thereby giving you lakhs of crores for your schemes. You can use the spare money to fund your 5-star campaigns in 2019 LS elections. Army is anyway not a vote bank, so their vote loss will not matter.
The question may arise as to what you will do with the army equipment. Well most of what we use is obsolete, have run sell by date and is unfit for any real use thus the scrap value will add to your kitty.
Imagine no army, no veterans, no OROP and most importantly we will no longer be threats to your independence day celebrations.
Who can stop you from becoming a legendary figure in history?
Please do consider my proposals.
Your well wisher
A Soldier.
(Source- Illogical Indian)
Sir,
ReplyDeletevoluminous have been written and sent to MODI, he is keeping a dustbin meant for OROP communication, he will drop into it like toilet tissue after use how avariciously we throw similarly. nothing to worry about it let us wait for another two and half years
Rightly you said let us do wait for the another two and half years sorry and another five years being their term during their course they will do the shame mimickry what the present ruler does. What on orop neither you gained nor I, at last successive of parties ruling INDIA will go on for ever AN AGREMENT BETWEEN YOU AND ME AS TO EITHER YOU ARE IN KINGDON OR I, shall we not break the India for the sake of loaf of bread. As d...g let us not do fight for each other. TODAY YOUR TURN TO EAT INDIA. TOMMORROW I am No doubt we are boneless chicken piece. ONE BIGGEST AND HIGHLY ADMIRABLE JOKE WHAT THE DM SAID OROP I SAID I DO REMEMBER IN JAN 16, IT WILL BE OPERATIONALED IN JUL 16. LET THEM NOT PROMULGATE ORDERS ON OROP. It is high time let him NOT fall on Alzamire dearest. OUR PRIME DEFENCE MINISTER IS MORE IN NEED THAN OUR OROP.
DeleteThe man who did not bother about his own mother and wife.....about you.
ReplyDeleteIT DOES APPEAR THAT HE APPEARS T O LOVE INDIA. That also Bhagwan only knows.
DeleteEnter your reply...Well said
DeleteThis is contemptuous and written with a malicious objective. Mostly by a opposition propagandist , this language is not from a soldier in any case. He is thus belittling the Armed forces of the country. This letter of fake soldier should be removed from this site urgently. Sarcasm should not go beyond a point where you hurt the pride of a Nation. No single individual is greater than The Nation.
ReplyDeleteJai Hind
AP Gogoi
EX JWO IAF
Guwahati
well said!
DeleteFantastic. IT DOES APPEAR NOT ONLY YOU BUT ALSO YOUR NERVES STAND UPRIGHT ON JANA GANA MANA. Get relaxed. Everyone alongwith you born in india.a Justice is equal to all. THE pride of India and the soil of India is ansteral property of every Indian. That should be theme than what you Should preach.get relaxed and think. Are you totally contented with your bread and butter. I ALSO HAVE EATEN THE BREAD AND SALT OF INDIA AS SUCH DO I HEARTLY DESIRE ON THE EVE OF REPUBLIC PARTY I TOOOOOOOOO SINCERLY LOVELY BEING SON OF MOTHRLAND, A TRUE INDIA TRUE IN ALL RESPECT WITH satisfied citizens should shine
DeleteAmongst most other comments yours is most enjoyable. You have rightly eaten the propionate ratio of salt though generally mess food are low saltise. PThat is why you are overwhelmed. Eat less salt. Do yoga. Do pranayanama. DO FRANCHISE TRUE TO YOUR HEART AD AND WHEN NEED. Please do forget what you have been cushioned in air force life. Do live with independence life. You are most fortunate if you are not medicated for sugar and BP.
DeleteSingle individual cannot be greater than the nation. Fantastic. What is nation. What is it's boundary. Why there is infiltration. Why their is encroachment.what you and I have done for the nation. What the politicians have done for the country. If they are gentle why there is disruption to peace. Ok ok you are contented with airmen mess orderly officer food.
DeleteGogoi well said,lets not have negative asserttions, by the way gogoi what's your trade I feel I know u by your initial, let me know I was in amritsar
DeleteSprit of content of this letter may be taken seriously to resolve the issues.
ReplyDeleteHe is very right and has written it with true soldiers spirit in national interest.salute!!!!!
DeleteThis is very bad for nation
ReplyDeleteI doubt that Modi and his bureaucrats got sense of humour to appreciate your pun. Anyway, you suggestions are truly visionary stuff. Modi will get instant popularity from every corner of the world. If all nations adopt this, then there will be no chance for the Super Powers to build war machinery. Only drawback is the bureaucrats will become poor as there will be no cash cow, the defence budget.
ReplyDeleteThis gentleman has made a joke the on name of orop. misguided the veteran. Further there is no chance. Of getting in future....Jai Hindd
ReplyDeleteEnough is enough.'OROP' is not joke...... President, PM & other Govt. MP,MLA. Same on Chief of Army . He forgotten his father is PBOR.He acts/bend like a ..... Border Nations could know his power of command as he running/begging his Rank. Thanks, First time in history 'No Veterans" in Republik Day. Think deeply . Still thanks
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke. French troops taking part in republic day parade, but indian exsm group left away also some sikhs from punab not allowed to see republic day celebrations.Is it in real sense celebration by Indians with pride????
ReplyDeleteThat is India.
DeleteHamare desh mein chor kaun nahin hai, koi chhota chor koi mota chor. Our so called big big leaders make crores and those who cannot do that much steal lesser, our character is totally dead. Our so called big leaders ask countrymen to keep patience for last 70 years and eat and live on Alloo, Pyaj, Uske bhi daam saal mein do baar badha dete hain.
ReplyDeleteKhud Beimaan aur doosron ko Imaandaari kaa Paath Padaate hain.....what an irony. But days are not far when the Youths of this country and suffering Mazdoors and Farmers will take upto themselves the reign of this Country, for better corruptionfree governance. Because Present style of democracy has only helped leaders and not masses. So it would be better if present leadership wakes up sooner, the better.
Take easy, when the the Nation grow citizens also should grow wait for that as we wait for orop.
ReplyDeleteLenity
Which OROP??WHAT OROP???
ReplyDeletePrajee aapne tho theek likka hai
DeleteThis is an old letter of 17 Aug 15. Where it had been till date? To comment towards such letter is difficult. Indeed no words.
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