Friday, June 17, 2016

Funny ๐Ÿ˜‡Bombay (Mumbai)... ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œzara hatke zara bachke ✌yeh hai Bombay (Mumbai) meri Jaan ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Bombay has no bombs ๐Ÿ’ฃ and is a harbour ⛵ not a bay.
Churchgate has neither a church ⛪ nor a gate. It is a railway station ๐Ÿš‰.
There is no darkness ๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ’ก in Andheri.
... Lalbaag ♨ is neither red๐Ÿ”ด nor a garden ๐ŸŒด.

No ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘Œking ๐Ÿ”ฑ ever stayed at Kings Circle ๐ŸŒ€.
Nor did Queen ๐Ÿ‘ธ Victoria ๐Ÿ’ƒstay at Victoria ๐Ÿข Terminus.
Nor is there any ๐Ÿ‘’princess ๐Ÿ‘ธ at Princess Street .
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel.
There are no marines ๐Ÿš… or sailors ⚓at Marine Lines.๐Ÿšผ
The Mahalaxmi ๐ŸŽซ temple  is at Haji Ali ๐Ÿ—ผ not at Mahalaxmi.
Teen bati ๐Ÿšฅ is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps ๐Ÿšฅ.
Trams ๐Ÿš„ used to terminate at Kings circle ๐ŸŒ€ not Dadar*TramTerminus. (Dadar T.T..).
> Breach ๐ŸญCandy ๐Ÿกis not a sweetmeat ๐Ÿฎ market, but there is a Hospital ๐Ÿฅ.
There are no Iron ๐Ÿ”” smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no ๐Ÿฏpot ๐Ÿต makers at Kumbhar wada.
Lokhandwala complex ๐Ÿฌ is not an Iron and steel market ๐Ÿฏ.
Null bazaar ๐Ÿ›€ does not sell taps.
You will not find lady๐Ÿ’ƒ fingers ☝ ๐ŸŽat Bheendi Bazar.


(Source- Via Gp e-mail from Col KV Chandrasekharan Nair (Retd)

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