The Pakistan army decides to launch a
nuke-missile towards India.
They don't need any permission from their government, and promptly order the
countdowns.
Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to
launch a missile in retribution.
But they need permission from the Government
of India.
They submit their request to the Indian
President, the Supreme Commander.
The President forwards it to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok
Sabha session.
The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by
the opposition, it gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to
take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a relaunch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced
to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it.
The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.
As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a Caretaker Government is
installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permits the Armed Forces to launch a nuclear missile.
But the Election Commission says that a Caretaker Government can not take such a decision because elections are at
hand.
A PIL is filed in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of
power by the EC.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the
PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the
emergency facing the nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles
successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building at 11.00AM. Fortunately there were no casualties as no
employee had reached the office that early.
In any case, the nuclear core of the missile
had detached somewhere in flight.
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better
technologies from China and USA.
The Indian Government, taking no chances,
decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party
meeting. This time all the parties agree.
It is 3 months since the army had sought
permission.
But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity",
"anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision.
Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos
organised.
In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the Government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as
possible".
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept
malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.
Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing
some fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into
service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to
understand its software, it hits its original destination: Russia.
Russia successfully intercepts the missile
and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. The missile hits the target and creates
havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep
regrets for what has happened and
sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And......we live happily happily ever after.(S._,_.___
(Source- Via Gp e-mail from Col YC Mehra, (Retd)
There is no pun in the article, all things you brought out are based on the happenings of the last 7 decades. It is a reality.
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