Tuesday, February 28, 2017


IT WAS IPKF went to Sri Lanka, during those days.

After the war with Ravana and Rama, Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting SanjeevaniBooti to Ayodhya Administration.

The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections :

(1) Hanumanji did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of Ayodhya, during the relevant time for his travel

(2) Hanumanji being Grade 2-officer was not entitled to air travel;

(3) Hanumanji was asked to bring Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole mountain (unauthorized excess baggage).

The Auditor returned the bill. King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination.

A worried Hanumanji approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.

The Auditor now wrote on the Bill :

Re-examined :

1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka.

2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.

3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journeys with extra cost; hence bill may be paid.

Ram ji shocked !!😳
That's Accounts department
Wish u a happy financial year ending

(Source- FB Ac of Jayvant Walawalkar, Air Vet)

1 comment:

  1. Ssir, You may say that your article is just for the fun, but the pun is worth a thought. This is, what's happening in our country. You pay bribe & get your job done, legal or illegal, the hell with legality. Money paid under the table will look after the legal issues. Well done. Very hard hitting on the present system, in a humourous way,