Bombay has no bombs 
and is a harbour 
not a bay.
Churchgate has neither a church 
nor a gate. It is a railway station 
.
There is no darkness 
in Andheri.
... Lalbaag 
is neither red🔴 nor a garden 
.
No 
king 
ever stayed at Kings Circle 
.
Nor did Queen 
Victoria 
stay at Victoria 
Terminus.
Nor is there any 
princess at Princess Street .
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel.
There are no marines 
or sailors ⚓at Marine Lines.
The Mahalaxmi 
temple is at Haji Ali 
not at Mahalaxmi.
Teen bati 
is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps .
Trams 
used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar*TramTerminus. (Dadar T.T..).
> Breach 
Candy 
is not a sweetmeat 
market, but there is a Hospital 
.
There are no Iron 
smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no 
pot 
makers at Kumbhar wada.
Lokhandwala complex 
is not an Iron and steel market 
.
Null bazaar 
does not sell taps.
You will not find lady fingers 
at Bheendi Bazar.
(Source- Via Gp e-mail from Col KV Chandrasekharan Nair (Retd)
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