Tuesday, September 20, 2016

What a good idea (on J&K), don’t you think Modi Sir-Jee? : LETTER TO PM : 00Unni Karta, the humourist laureate of the Air Force at it again - Rajesh

I have only just a wee-bit microscopic wisdom. 

But that is enough to realise that I am neither a constitutional expert, political commentator nor an economist, just a silly smiling happily aging veteran. 

I have enough itsy-bitsy wisdom to realise that I should leave all these subjects to you, and others who  know better.
Like everyone else in India, I have been following the rising level of anarchy and violence in J&K, with equal ‘rate of climb’ of my hypertension.   

I have noted that venerable Rajnath-Jee recently took an ‘All Party’ delegation of seasoned politicians(left right left, like the marching band) to go find a solution. 

But it is being reported that they are no wiser or seems equally clueless as I, to find a political solution in J&K.
Then there is this statics of violence in J&K (see below), that is being circulated on internet, and fired at me from all quarters like MMG fire. I don’t know it’s veracity and  origin, perhaps this too is a joke sent by ISI,  with some weird agenda. But if it is true, then it is getting my goat (@ Rs 470 / kg). I presume it must be getting your goat  too, as well as the silly farts Kishen Kanhaya and Pulitzer Roy who have been excused sedition charges under ‘freedom of speech’.
If freedom of speech is for all, perhaps the clueless witless ones suffering from hypertension can say a few words ? 

Perhaps the witless and clue less parliamentarians needs to excuse themselves, shut up and pass a bill without acrimony–don’t you agree ? 

Tell venerable Jet-Lee-Jee to hold on to his GST;  J&K needs a higher warrants precedence.
The first thing we all perhaps need to collectively say is bugger ‘Article 370’ (using freedom of speech). And while we are in the mood, let us also say, ’bugger the buggers who say Human Rights’  
Since there is an all-party consensus (that they are clueless) I suggest they silently, without debate and running into the well of Sansad, pass motion and give venerable Mukherjee - Jee a Hobson’s choice, ‘Split J&K into two  parts’.

Jammu & Ladakh (J&L) with 17 pro-India districts as one peaceful state for posterity, and the bad word ‘K’ with 5 districts (Srinagar, Anantnag, Baramullah, Kulgam and Pulwama), the trouble makers into another state.
Let us play patriotic speeches of Jinnah from 1947, open the gates at LOC and give 18.75 lk people of these 5 districts a choice. 

Either shut up or migrate to POK by 31 Oct 16, with one way ticket. 

Starve the buggers, cut off electricity & water, 24 x 7 curfew, ban loud speakers/internet/mobile phones. 

Those amongst the 18.75 Lks in these five districts, who are not shouting ‘Azadi’,  give them a choice to migrate to any of the other 17 districts of J&L and live a peaceful life with 100% Azadi under the protection of the Sarnath Lions.  

If the other Azaadi types, who covet the ‘¼ moon’, if they don’t run off to POK on their own, put them in cattle trucks and resettle them in Namka Chu or Samdarang Chu with minimum 1 km distance from each other. 

Turn the 5 districts of ‘K’ into an uninhibited wild life national park with wild life, especially Snow Leopards to guard the LOC.
And while you are being so benevolent, anyone who says his/her ‘phamily pesha’ is politics in Kashmir, send them also to POK or Namka Chu.
What a good idea, don’t you think Modi Sir-Jee ?

_State of J&K Under India ( Area wise 101380 sq Km) Excluding POK._
_*Kashmir  :  15%*_
_*Jammu   :  26%*_
_*Ladakh    :  59%*_
*85,000 sq Km comprising 85% area are not Muslim Majority.*
_Population  - 1.25 Crores_
*Kashmir :  69 Lakhs.* _(Only 55 Lakhs speak Kashmiri. Rest 13 lakhs speak Non kashmiri languages.)_
*Jammu : 53 Lakhs.*
_(Dogri, Punjabi, Hindi)_
*Ladakh :  03 Lakhs.* _(Ladakhi language)_
_This does not include 7.5 lakh people settled who do not have citizenship._
There are 22 districts in J&K. Out of which *only 5 Districts where separatists have the say ;*
_Srinagar, Anantnag, Baramullah, Kulgam and Pulwama._  
*Other 17 districts are Pro India.*  
_So separatist's writ runs in just 15% of the population which are Sunni Muslim dominated._
_Interestingly these 5 districts are far away from Pakistan Border/LOC._
*There are more than fourteen major Religious/ ethinic groups comprising 85% of the population of J&K who are Pro India.*
_These include:_
_Shias ;_
_Dogras: (Rajputs, Brahmins & Mahajans);_
_Kashmiri Pandits;_
_Buddhists ( Ladakhis );_
_Christians & many more._
*Majority of the people in J&K do not speak Kashmiri as their mother tongue. It's Dogri, Gujjari, Punjabi, Ladhaki , Pahari etc.*
_Only 33 % people in Kashmir speak Kashmiri & this group controls narrative from Hurriyat to militants and from NC and PDP._
_This 33% controls *business, bureaucracy & agriculture*. This sunni 33% is opposed to India although population of all other muslims in JK is 69 %._
*Shias(12%), Gujjars Muslims(14%), Pahadi Muslims(8%), Buddhists , Pandits, Sufis, Christians and Jammu Hindus/Dogras (aprox 45%) are totally opposed to separatism and Pakistan.*
_Stone pelting , Hoisting of Pakistani flags & Anti India demonstrations are held in just 5 Districts in Kashmir valley._
*Other 17 districts have never participated in such activities.*
*Poonch and Kargil have above 90% Muslim population. There has never been an Anti India or separatist protest in these districts.*
_It is only the_ *Anti National Media and other Anti India forces* _who with their own nefarious designs have_ *created an impression that "WHOLE J&K" is against India.*
_*Whereas the truth is that  just 15% of the Population comprising Sunni Muslims inhabitating 5 Districts of Kashmir province are fanning the separatist activities.*_
_Please spread this message to every INDIAN to UNITE and SAVE the Sovereignity of Our Nation and Defeat the Nefarious Designs of Pakistan and root out terrorism._



  1. excellent Article should be an eye opener to our leaders

  2. nicely written,the need of the hour

  3. They are busy announcing the list of Smart cities....for the vote hungry its business as usual. No body cares for u friends...why burn your blood.

  4. Including Mr,Modi no one in parliament ,along with babus may not know these facts.I am being a co veteran,,I do bit envy him(in good sense),that he posesses such a vast statistics and again he is so humble saying he has only itsy-bitsy knowledge.Sir you are the great.Such an article I come across first time in my life,that too from a veteran.Sir, Hats off to you.Jai Hind!


  6. Good but why can't the main land national parties convert the same into votes and the seats.
    some more number crunching req.

  7. Fine statistics report. Clear and implementable task to ministries and an indian administraters.

  8. Karunakaran ex havildarSeptember 21, 2016 at 5:34 AM

    Straightaway declare war against Pakistan
    Do not wait for any dialogue which is futile otherwise withdraw our troops from kashmir and enforce economic sanction automatically they will surrender to us. Now India is in the hands of immature politicians. It is not tolerable to see our soldiers killed by them

  9. What an idea sir ji. Excellent solution

  10. Very practicable solution...jaihind

  11. This is called " out of the box " thinking and should be read by the speaker in the joint session of parliament, debated suitably and resolution passed by the majority should be implemented in the special session or latest in the coming winter session of parliament.
    This action, however urgent, should be independent of the retaliatory strong military action against the events of the last few days.


  13. hilarious and best solution too

  14. Hats off to you Vet.Hav. Narla Chenchaiah. If the statistics you quoted are right I must congratulate you for the immense work you have put in to obtain this vast data. If you could have this I have no doubt that GOI too must have it. The question that arises is why they have not devised a strategy or an action plan on this line. I would like to add one more item to the formula for solution you listed out.Resettle all displaced Kashmiri Pundits on priority basis in South Kashmir. They are sizable in number which can neutralise and reverse to some extend the demographic imbalance in the valley. When the majority of the 33% which control and perpetrate unrest are driven out to Namkachu or where ever, and not to POK because it is our land. We must have a plan to resettle the original inhabitants of Kashmir that is under Pak now, scattered allover due to ethnic cleansing resorted by Islamabad and Rawalpindi.PoK is now occupied by Punjabis not Kashmiris. They too must be driven out .
    Your article helps many to understand the ethnic ground reality of J & K.
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